We went to a holiday party with a group of friends last night, wherein there was the sort of gift exchange where everyone brings something anyone (age/gender) might like, and divvying them up is a game. The limit was 20 bucks and I, naturally, wanted to knit something. I thought a simple Regular Guy Beanie would fit the criteria, so I made it in a nice pale blue, but it was just too austere to put in the gift pile. So I remade it in that Cascade Magnum Mediterranean formerly seen on my dinner plate, and it was the big hit of the night!
To make the pattern work with the super bulky yarn, I pretty much just cut everything in half, including the decrease rows, and used a bigger needle for the ribbing than the body of the hat. The stitch count is now such that it easily divides onto three DPNs when the time comes, and the steps are then even simpler than simple.
To fit a bigger head, add any multiple of 3 stitches, so they still divide evenly onto the DPNs for the decrease rounds.
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P A T T E R N
Materials:
1/2 skein Cascade Yarns Magnum
#13 x 24″ circular needle (or DPNs)
#11 x 24″ circular needle (or DPNs)
#11 DPNs
stitch marker
Directions:
On #13 x 24″ circular, CO 42 sts, place marker
Work in K2, P2 rib for 7 rounds or until about 2″
Next round, knit all sts using #11 x 24″ circular (so all sts are transferred onto smaller needle)
Knit in stockinette stitch until hat measures 4-1/2 to 5″
Divide stitches evenly onto 3 #11 DPNs (14 sts each)
Needle 1: K12, K2tog
Repeat with remaining needles, remaining rounds: K2tog the last 2 stitches on every needle, until 12 sts remain
Thread tail through final 12 stitches, cinch together, then weave the tail into the interior of the hat
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There’s a lot to love about super bulky yarns. I ran into Cascade Yarns’ Magnum when I went to knit the Big Lace Scarf from the aforementioned Hoverson book. The huge hanks hanging on the shop wall were to die for, but then when they’re wound! I died. So delicious I had to buy 6 or 7 colors. Out of curiosity, I went looking to see what others had used Magnum for and found myself at the blog of some lovely French lady who’d made a very simple garter stitch cowl in the round, out of the Mediterranean, the electric blue pictured above. So I made that one. And then I made more. And more, changing the stitch pattern each time.
Trudging around the city, I like a really thick scarf or cowl that I can bury the lower half of my face in and not feel the cold wind at all, and that’s these in a nutshell. I call this Kindergarten Knitting — the big needles and giant yarn remind me of those oversized pencils and wide-ruled paper. But these patterns are of use to more than just beginners and those with cold necks. They knit up amazingly quickly, making them great for last-minute gifts. (For the full set, see my Ravelry page.)
P A T T E R N S
These are so simple they hardly qualify as patterns, and you can adapt them however you like. Like a larger circumference? Increase the cast-on count by 150% or 200%. Like a narrower or deeper cowl? Knit fewer or more rows accordingly. Want something drapier? Use a finer yarn and increase the cast-on count to compensate. All that really matters is the stitch multiple for the repeat, which is noted for each below.
You could use anywhere from a size 15 needle up, depending how jumbo you want your stitches to be. Gauge isn’t terribly important here. These three were all done on 15s, but I’ve done others as big as 19s.
Materials:
#15 (or larger) x 26″ circular needle
1 skein Cascade Yarns Magnum or any super bulky option (approx 200 yards needed)
stitch marker
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Jumbo Ombré Garter Cowl (any number of stitches you like is fine, to obtain the circumference you desire)
Great for solids or stripes. For this one, I used the leftovers of all the skeins I’d used for other cowls, dropping one color and picking up a new one at random spots, for a gradual, casual transition. For clean stripes, you’d want to divide your color changes evenly among the ridges and always start a new color at the beginning of a purl row.
CO 46 stitches place marker and join for knitting in the round
Row 1: Knit all stitches, slip marker Row 2: Purl all stitches, slip marker Repeat until cowl measures approximately 10 inches (about 20 ridges, or to your liking), ending with a knit row. BO
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Jumbo Seed Stitch Cowl (seed stitch requires an odd number of stitches)
For seed stitch in the round, you simply alternate knit and purl stitches, starting with an odd number of stitches, so that by the second round you’re knitting into each purl stitch and purling into each knit stitch. That way you get staggered knits and purls rather than ribbing, wherein the knits and purls line up.
CO 45 stitches place marker and join for knitting in the round
Row 1: *K1, P1; repeat to end of row; remove marker Continue working around and around, alternating knit and purl stitches, until cowl measures approximately 10 inches (or to your liking) BO
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Jumbo Basketweave Cowl (this pattern requires a multiple of six stitches for the K2/P4 repeat)
